October 2009
23 posts
to do.
+lose five pounds +STOP EATING ICE CREAM AT NIGHT. +yoga +gym every day +save money +buy a bike
fuckyeahhappy:
nothingbuttime:
letsnotgetdrastic:
I like changing the dates on my assignments before I print it so that my teacher will think my homeworks come from the future.
I’ll try this sometime. :))
I've been
in the greatest mood lately. I quit smoking (!), I’ve been managing all my homework quite well, and I’ve been listening to “Snails” by The Format (!) nonstop. That song makes me a happy person, no matter what kind of day I’m having.
The weather is beautiful, the leaves are changing, it’s sunny every morning. Fall is my favorite season and I’m so excited...
The bad news: there is no key to the Universe. The good news: it was never...
…I’m an investigative sponge?
– George, Grey’s Anatomy
September 2009
28 posts
Darling. I don’t know how to tell you this, but there’s a Chinese...
– (500) Days of Summer
I cannot imagine anything in my life that contains such sorrow as this, such...
– Lorrie Moore, “Dance in America” (from Birds of America)
new blog! →
I grew up thinking that if you dug a hole through the Earth (for those in the US) you’d wind up in China. Turns out that’s not true; in fact note that the US and China are both entirely in the northern hemisphere which makes it impossible, so as a kid I guess I was pretty stupid.
You can prove it to yourself with this cool but otherwise worthless mapping tool.
But what if you did dig a hole...
I should carry Jolly Ranchers around. Everyone would love me! I could be like...
– Guy in the cafe
The Demise of Bill →
Douglas Kellogg’s allegory, often used to differentiate between geneticists and biochemists.